my favorite thing tho is when john’s dad comes home and its just like
what the hell happened to my house
So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes
Seeing the XD face on a post and just letting it go because people sometimes just use the damn face and you need to be ok with that sometimes. Because they don’t complain about the faces you use.
sucks that guys go through puberty longer than girls do. means i gotta be like this for longer while girls are already done feelin shitty and lookin weird
we bleed out of our vaginas every month even after we’re teenagers do u think this is a fucking game son
white people who describe their nationality in fractions
did you ever think what it would sound like if your favorite band member said your name